|—||Frida Kahlo (via feellng)|
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
I like this pic I took today
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
|—||Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned. (via decalf)|
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs